Monday, August 13, 2018

RNN of the UK highway code

The UK Highway code is a set of laws, rules and generally sensible advise for all road users and it is part of the UK driving test.

Here are some additional rules not mentioned produced by feeding the text through the RNN:

  • You should not get too close to the brow of a motorcycle or any other road users.
  • Dipp open the correct lane.
  • Always check that you are getting off a community gearbox.
  • Do not reverse for a motorcycle.
  • Check for a learner driver before you reach a long seat
  • You MUST stop in the traffic.
  • Do not drive if you are approaching a stop.
  • These are shown by road markings or the police officers or motorcycles who are barriers.
  • Police stopping distances will be indicated on the back.
  • You MUST NOT smoke roads and use reach or bends
  • A cycle lane may be fitted with a child.
  • You MUST stop behind the road (see Rule 270).
  • When turning right, it is often a person by rainter-boots.
  • Look round to compete with other drivers.
  • Make sure you can still seriously affect your vehicle in front.
  • Wear flashing amber beacon.
  • If you are involved in a solid white line, you should retreat your driving licence
  • Rear lights show on a road with a vehicle carrying flammable loads.
  • Norse riders. Do not drive in a road to overtake. 
  • Bus and cycle lanes are a test.
  • Do not ride on the road.
  • The same view of the road is close to the centre of the road.
  • Avoid drive on a motorway do not drive if you are a police officer.
  • You MUST follow the signal completing the hours of darkness.
  • Do not stop on the road.
  • You MUST NOT park in a crossing if there are no pedestrians
  • You should wear before you slow down.
  • Distances have been provided.
  • Plates MUST be used by cyclists or horse riders.
  • Always do not sit in a bus lane during its period.
  • If you are following a crash do not see if you are there.
  • On bends and on the works, remove the roundabout until you can see clearly in all the road.
  • If you are overtaking a large vehicles and turning left, do not until you are turning right.
  • Avoid drivers
  • You MUST NOT park in any cycle lane when parked vehicles are used on the road.
  • If you have a clear view of the road after 1995 move the carriageway.
  • If skidding occurs, you MUST NOT drive if you have a valid insurance certificate.
  • You MUST NOT tow a vehicle in front.
  • You should wear fluorescent clothes in the middle of the carriageway as soon as possible.
  • Watch out for pedestrians who may be less in the middle of a road.
  • Keep anything out of the vehicle that may be clear of the breadth of the right-hand lane when passing pedestrians, cyclists and pedestrians.
  • These are two separate warnings to cross the road, these are sirents.
  • Do not be distracted by drinking.
  • You should follow the bus lane.
  • You MUST obey any other road users.
  • You MUST NOT use a railway telephone on your side of the road.
  • You MUST NOT drive in force.
  • When moving off the event of at least three years.
  • Do not be tempted to change land situated between parked vehicles and sudden children.
  • You may ride in single file panked by a motorcycle, look out for pedestrians are planning to pass.
  • It is safer not to use the pavement or park on a motorway.
  • If you are marked by a solid white line, position to either side.
  • You MUST increase the vehicle on the hard shoulder.
  • On a three-lane dual carriageway you may be fitted.
  • You MUST NOT park in pedestrians.
  • Make sure your tyres are intended to do this.
  • You should avoid minibuses, buses and holves.
  • Be aware that other vehicles MUST NOT be used on pavements.
  • If your vehicle is legal to do pedestrian crossing approach along the risk and ride in the period of operation.
  • If you cannot see other road users powered by a police officer or doctors drive safely on the road.
  • Never use a traffic Officer and turn your vehicle.
  • Do not leave room to move in a collision.
  • Avoid driving.
  • If you get barriers, stop on a hindly.
  • You MUST have a flashing amber car alongside footpaths or pavement
  • Moo.
  • If in flashing red back from medicine keep to the right-hand lane.
  • You MUST leave your journey at junctions.
  • Warn other traffic.
  • You MUST NOT drive in the moped driveways.


Sunday, August 12, 2018

RNN of UK laws


This output was generated from UK Public General Acts
  • Local Transplants Act (repealed 5.11.1993)
  • Channel Tunnel (Control and Disarmament) Act
  • British Destruction Act
  • Fatal Accidents and Town Development Act
  • Men Act
  • Teachers and Betting Act
  • Police (Planning and Alcoholic Persons) Act
  • Disability Spirits (Scotland) Act
  • Army and Wireless Act
  • Chircus Animals (Bride Unions) Act (repealed)
  • Terrorism Animals (Scotland) Act
  • Children and Industrial Courts Act (repealed 1.5.1997)
  • Industrial Bishops (Scotland) Act
  • Protection of Livers Act
  • Protection of Temporalities Act (repealed 1.1.1996)
  • Nuclear War Pensions (Scotland) Act
  • Sex Services of the Lame Act
  • Railway Obsessions (Stator Boards) Act (repealed)
  • Exchange of Navies Act (repealed)
  • Police and Country Libraries Act (repealed 19.11.1998)
  • Elections and Chimes Act
  • Matrimonial Bood Act
  • Married Women's Policies of Death Services of Animals Act
  • Panks Act
  • Treason Development (Temporary Provisions) Act (repealed 1.11.1996)
  • Salmon and Terrorism Act
  • Army (Artillery) Building of Honkers Act
  • Road Marriages (Scotland) Act
  • Church Reform and Disorder Act
  • Serious Church Capital Punishment Act
  • Water Licensing (Young Persons) Act (repealed)
  • Candial Houses and Other Bridges Act
  • Treasures and Breeeding Offences Act
  • Sunday Hogsing Act
  • Thonk Powers Act (repealed)
  • War Land and Theatres (Freeting) Act (repealed)
  • Sea Fish (Notification) Act
  • Irish Police (Employment) Act
  • Local Government and Army Corn Development (Northern Ireland) Act

It's good to see they're cracking down on Teachers and Betting, Panks, Men, Salmon and Terrorism and Railways Obsessions and that Livers will be protected, as will Temporalities.

Saturday, August 11, 2018

RNN of UK magazine titles


This output was generated from a list of about 3000 (monthly) magazine titles.

Some of the one-word ones are particularly good; Good to see "Pongy" and "Wangers" are still going. 

"Fine" is obviously a knock-off of "OK". I'm only half-way through last months "Modern Posture" and "Canal"...
  • Like Bush 
  • Radio Classsic Bike USA
  • Pooter Art
  • Prick Class
  • Chest 
  • Durver Farm 
  • Barver And Farmers 
  • Special Weekly Special
  • Busy 
  • Romantic Bookazine 
  • Poserboes USA
  • Yoga Mishato 
  • Galoon Monthly
  • Crosswords Congle 
  • International Wordsearch Puzzles 
  • World World
  • Pongy 
  • Big Fox
  • Classic Motorsearche
  • Womantic Bike
  • War Table Collector
  • Good Bither 
  • Princing Monthly 
  • New French 
  • Jungle Breaking 
  • Shooter
  • Christmas Crosswords
  • Women Gox 
  • Canal
  • Footuzine 
  • Not The Crocks 
  • Military Homescoller 
  • Total Stogo 
  • Dimple 
  • Slods 
  • Tomem Predwords 
  • Art And Stan 
  • Classic Nat
  • Prictoriva
  • Simple England 
  • The Breakly Plinness 
  • Performance Stylemate
  • Street And German 
  • Brats World
  • Fooken And Hollerie
  • Collection News 
  • Garden Bite 
  • Sew Crosswords
  • Chot Crossword 
  • Propolotimatic And Scotoring
  • Pigeland 
  • The Collectors Collection
  • Wangers
  • Cranched 
  • Sportmatica Journel
  • Dike Pops
  • Book Gardens
  • Art Like Issues 
  • Insport Munding 
  • Rook Jooker 
  • Fine 
  • Creative Hero 
  • Vogue Wodder 
  • Cotworks Codewords Collection
  • Gaze 
  • Suitcase Book
  • Modern Toon 
  • Art Fluse 
  • Bridal Country
  • Land Week 
  • Line Monthly 
  • Bag 
  • Aviakin Book Licelord 
  • Street Travel Puzzle 
  • Modern Posture 


Wednesday, August 8, 2018

RNN of BBC recipe titles


These were generated from the recipes on the BBC website

I am reminded of The Butterfield Diet from the excellent Peter Serafinowicz

  • Beef and roasted sponge loaf
  • Smoked sage with pear puddings
  • Laggis fangles and Whuffle pie
  • Kidcorn mash
  • Millet purkey with mushin and staf and potato cakes
  • Goad in the hole
  • Proper cake
  • Corned beef custard
  • Smoked traised parsnic
  • Gin of leeks
  • Apple fried mustard with chard's purée
  • Clow fidgecker with steamed collanguise and watercress page
  • Christmas pudding with salmon and cream
  • Cockled cakes
  • Veggie chocolate potatoes
  • Sticky toffee pudding with smoked Stilton and mash and onion cake
  • Strawberry casserole
  • Perfect herbs, egg
  • Thristmas pudding
  • Mettadich memongron with salsa purkle
  • Bakewell tart with chestnut cake and sorry roll cakes
  • Wally squash bread
  • Apple gratled jam
  • Frestic rimille
  • Classic Legholly gravy
  • Calfshire cakes
  • Hand pudding
  • Rice and cherry trifle
  • Perfect cudpot pie
  • Marm's tomato plum-voule puddings
  • Sloasted rulush pasties, poached cabbage with hotsey Breaggon
  • Baked soup chutney
  • Veggie tomato and pustard
  • Finnels with haddock jashed walnuts and cream
  • Sumped haddock and spinip and pork pie with salmon pie
  • Fushroom and sultanas ice trimby
  • Mad spinach pancette
  • Prub-cakes with bicon cobbler
  • Sticky toffee purée
  • Christmas pudding with mushroom soup
  • Salted mango crumble
  • Hish pie
  • Pork stuffed cheese and apple gin
  • Roasted haddungs with asparagus and biscuits
  • Tomato bison pie
  • Homecrisy pancrus
  • Trimine bascues, bloot and Callip
  • Pudding onion with pease cake
  • Chocolooma lammorgan
  • Hasserole with himley
  • Fillet of cake, poy rolls
  • Apple chocoli-bool
  • Lesconial Briplers
  • Degetmoki's ginger pudding
  • Sausages and tired pies
  • Slow fillet carrots and cherry cruby mash
  • Steamed sulton and buttershin shortbread
  • Slow roasted chinge rolls
  • Mettilled peas
  • Bacon and bacon pie
  • Purkin
  • Ploo potatoes
  • Laverby fish cream
  • Gungion cake
  • Ginger purple limp
  • Mini mash
  • Beef and gooseberry soup
  • Brisky toffee pudding
  • Romato saup with flazed salmon and mustard pies
  • Port jellicklet with chilli sauce and custard
  • Mushrooms and olive purdge
  • Basps with curried lemon pie
  • Lemon soup
  • Salted cod ridges with chestnut hotpot
  • Seasonal pancakes with Welsh steak and butter pudding
  • Mincemeat and cream comato with piqnaus and spinach custard
  • Braised venison pie with slat and mange
  • Baked cones
  • Tig of pork with grassin rays and gringes
  • Hot led wine and cuttazed spatted cream
  • Cheese crown and rhubarb branch coble
  • Lamb and spiced lamb with a sponge crumble
  • Puff stuffing
  • Fasanco jash
  • Parebit and buttersting
  • Classic Mesties
  • Traditional cake
  • Verb pasties
  • Roast ginger carefish
  • Slow lolla
  • Melling root vegetables
  • Phray's joseville oil
  • Gloverbread, bubble and mustard cream
  • Strawdishy f**k egg pasties
  • Mary Berry's fish remone
  • Crumble snoaf
  • Hot parsnip
  • Classic summer summer bonee pudding with chips and Stilton sawpinach and sagus beg pie
  • Ginger bread and crab crumble


Tuesday, August 7, 2018

RNN trained from BBC Good Food ingredients


This output was generated from the list of ingredients on the BBC
  • prawn coffee
  • chicken cheese
  • Dolma coil
  • pork seeds
  • cake potatoes
  • fectage oil
  • lentils tart
  • grouse mushrooms
  • coulencasor straws
  • pumpkilla
  • whisky duck
  • sapodilla saisalilisa
  • Thai pudding
  • lime peppercorn
  • cockpalaton
  • petsenberrie steak
  • field fruit
  • tomato sausage
  • beer breast
  • brack delight
  • green sauce
  • barbarian jam
  • chinese pepperpots
  • pinebragon lettuce
  • pig butter
  • parrot seed
  • smoked milk
  • fluffle chicken
  • white fruit mix
  • fromata bread
  • flaked leg
  • chinese musmari
  • passion cockle
  • chumpcops
  • papmacofler wines
  • pig flour
  • malted tirlini
  • prickle sauce
  • peronut liqueur
  • fish fish
  • salad and skis
  • lettard seeds
  • fungen and spewtte mullosh


Friday, August 3, 2018

Sound effects #3


  • Girls' Grammar School corridor (Mississippi)
  • Nail sorting department with siren
  • GEC Neophone (Bedford light van.)
  • Hospital Railway Station, screaming - 1968
  • Dog, about 50 men approach & pass 
  • Old-fashioned mangle, morning
  • Schoolchildren, water running into hall
  • Water explosion with distant birds in a cave
  • Abbey, two cows and applause
  • Modern 35mm cine projector, approach & passes
  • Fish Diesel train, siren
  • Show Jumping, cow being driven
  • Caracalla, interior, chaffinch and laughing
  • Gasworks, general activity at sea
  • Particle beaming device
  • Bow wave as heard from living gravel
  • Crowded beach, smoke descending
  • Police Car: Volvo 244
  • Soldiers digging in cavern, close perspective
  • Bristol Britannia, two bursts of distant traffic
  • Whispering Ward, atmosphere of girls playing in strong war
  • St. Michael's chatter - two people explosion
  • Aerobatics with open windows - operations room, women and swimmers (rec. Silver Jubilee - June 1977)
  • Domestic clock with striker removed striking twelve o'clock
  • Many sheep bleating & some indistinct speech
  • Pottery gates closed at end
  • Several men snoring - April 1985
  • Heavy barrage, with some birdsong
  • Church Bells, ringing in a cave with speech
  • Point to Point Racing, train arrives at station, with noisy footsteps
  • Single woodpigeon & fanger (rec. Petersfield, Hants)
  • Peugeot 309, interior
  • Heavy traffic with occasional pause
  • Sonic Boom, Chile
  • Man in metal handbrake, interior
  • St. Paul's Cathedral at wedding of 0-5 year-olds
  • Motor car in a London square, angry crowd
  • Horse walks on cobbles.
  • French Textile
  • Large fountain, 60 people brawling
  • Italian crowd with bells
  • Two horses out on rugby
  • Large wooden structure crushed
  • Launderette storks, boos inserted, general atmosphere with hens
  • Mother owl hooting - 1967 (reprocessed)
  • Magdalen College, Oxford - 1/4 hour
  • Winch operated slowly (Recorded inside car)
  • Single jet aircraft in urban barrage
  • Film rattle
  • Nigeria, large crowd, mixed chatter & atmosphere
  • A game of darts being played in a metal sheet
  • Horse jiggling tone. (As heard from Walsatchen)
  • Oriental workshop. (27ft, 50hp diesel engine)
  • Mixed excited chatter with jet engine. (Recorded in hoverking)
  • Charles Spaniel, Diesel train, siren sounded twice. (Long-range bomber)
  • Kircrax passing overhead. (STD telephone.)
  • A game of bolts and applause between each. 
  • Computer, typing on shingle.
  • Baby girl crying. 18 mm shells
  • Rain on perspex sheep
  • Bulldogs barking in station
  • An electric trimmer switched on
  • Heavy door closed with squeak
  • Chieftain Main Battle Tank, exterior, passing overhead
  • Paddling an express engine - 1972 
  • Portable Typewriter: Live Acoustic, distant, London
  • Local Train arrives at station
  • Crowds in large entrance hall with siren
  • Selling daffodils, children playing in distance.
  • Shouldering lorries.
  • Conversation in a London square
  • Many sheep bleating and striking 12 o'clock
  • Six belches (Folkston, Georgia)
  • A small spanner dropped. (rec. in Romania).
  • Submarine: 1960 'P' class with some distinct speech (Second class compartment)
  • Budical computer disc drive, some distinct speech, some distant traffic - 1985
  • A kitten alarm
  • Large conversation in a cave
  • Internal grinder
  • Coconut milk extractor (with children singing 'Looby Loo')
  • Soldiers digging in a London square, general atmosphere with speech, footsteps, some distinct speech
  • Geese cackling. (Specially created effect)
  • Countryside: Large restless crowd builds up, pauses
  • Market, single shot, outside
  • Two players exploding. (Specially created effect)
  • Man climbing ladder with orders shouted.
  • Coal falling in station.
  • Woodland edge, March - with occaisional voices
  • Shopping mall atmosphere, with birds, occasional distant plane
  • County cricket match in Kent
  • Light spanding. (Specially created effect)
  • China, chatter in a suburban pub
  • Helsinki - drilling room
  • Busy sheep run in a cave
  • Children and adults, fruit machines and distant traffic
  • St. Michael's Church, Hamburg, bell ringing in a theatre
  • Musical skyline
  • Gas blast
  • Nursery School, interior, windscreen wipers - 1983
  • 13 week old kitten
  • Snooker, rush of metal runners
  • Public Hogs
  • Birds taking off in shed
  • Oxy-acetylene torch horn
  • Special skidding of bottle
  • Suction of oars, stopping
  • Machine Gun, Rome, busy atmosphere. (Recorded early afternoon.)
Thanks to Allison and Justin at http://www.batcamp.org/ for mentioning my blog and these sound effects in their podcast


More sound effects

These were too good to not make a second post...

  • Big bell
  • Rome: distant barking
  • A roll-tope toy or Royal Armored tram,
  • Inverse moving crowd.
  • Walking, 2 men and 1 jet airliner.
  • Monks running
  • Pigeons room
  • Constant sound of paddles
  • Excipierble microwave atmosphere.
  • A game of bolts
  • Euston Station, Continuous deepers
  • Electric locomotive operating in sand.
  • One unshod bomber, 7 second pause, seaside - 1982
  • Shovelling & setting up. (Comedy Spot Effect.)
  • Window Wool
  • Harrods model bus. (Weight 5.0 kg.)
  • Two horses trotting on to a large computer
  • London Central Mosque, Regents Park - large axe. (Futuristic Spot Effect.)
  • 100 year-olds in a theatre
  • One horse eating steam train
  • Two-horses bowling & many discounts chimes - 1984
  • Seven machines being used.
  • Large German
  • Volcanic Lawn Station, rushing market, laughter
  • Angry crowds with open windows & indistinct speech
  • 707 Collie-crash, Wide perspective warble - 1968
  • Animal Armen Cafe
  • Luted parratus between gunfire. (With horn.)
  • Ball collapsing
  • Barley demolishing house of people
  • Merton College clock striking twelve o'clock. (Close perpective recording, screaming)
  • Cocktail Party, atmosphere in engine room with trainers, shunting horn, changes points, grinding, 9 women
  • Wallop & applause
  • Village church, peal of 6 jugs. 1983.
  • Hammering gold from telephones
  • Mill room atmosphere with quite noises, trolleys, no pulls out
  • Lid off, 2 people, whistles
  • Land Rover, tokenable thunder, claps at 2', applause for conductor
  • Large, quiet speech with squeak and sprouts & cannons.
  • Aircraft pig
  • Peugeot 309, exterior, arrives at station, gasp of period bats
  • Busgian
  • Greenwich - small. (Recorded at Dennis Brixing.)
  • 5.6mm ladie on one-man bus
  • Man approaches and passing slowly
  • 100 women screaming.
  • Monks sit down, silence from 2'39", mid-distance, with tyre being used.
  • Horse galloping & bleeps. (Specially created electronic sound.)
  • Average sea as heard by girls playing in short bursts


Thursday, August 2, 2018

RNN of BBC Sound Effects


The BBC have released 16,000 Sound Effects for public use. This list was generated by training the RNN on their titles. Ideally these names need to be fed back into a different neural net which could reproduce the sounds!
  • Trap opened, person enters
  • Tree feeding with sound of fast roar
  • Single wood fall
  • 34 men. (Weight 6.0 kg.)
  • Heavy female crashes
  • Hens and footsteps - 1982
  • Big Ben receiver replaced
  • Approach of piglets
  • Three people in a cave.
  • Curtains being pulled - wooden barn door.
  • Baby girl, irritable trawler, drawer closed.
  • Amusement arcade atmosphere with lots of puddles
  • Spain: Busy canal locker
  • Footsteps on ice, ponderous, parakeets
  • Motor Van: Quiet safari park
  • Subdued concrete siren at school
  • Spain: Car Crash, small arms fire
  • Eighteenth Century machines with whistle, right to left
  • Pottery Factory: Dipping & Receiving Room
  • Ladder running out of road
  • Electric Typewriter: Close Perspective, medium-fast run. (Exterior)
  • 400 yards (reprocessed)
  • Children at play in St. Andrew's Church, Whittlesford, Cambs.
  • Warble Frequency Notes, 32ft pick up.
  • Fairgrounds: Ghost train ride with swords
  • Hospital telephone dining at night
  • BT ringing in yard
  • Inverse gun, distant traffic, quiet periods.
  • German Uncumpher, first bridge, seabirds.
  • Metal Ventilator. St. Mary's Church
  • Period Dinghy.
  • Bolth voices and some splashing
  • Fauticial train arrives, gaspsing
  • Wooden Thames, Starlings, electric area
  • Boys leaving crowd, quiet Foyer
  • Street fighting, recorded on Airgral telephone
  • Portcher sliding together
  • Berwick Steel door. Electric mudding axe, with some birdsong.
  • Lustable ringing
  • Restless horn blasts
  • Busy busy Saternational Base, 1759
  • Station, booking hall atmosphere, coffee machine
  • German U-Boat, mid-perspective from silo.  (1300cc engine, manual transmission.)
  • 1 woman on stone departing. (Dead acoustic.)
  • Norton 500cc, passing slowly with children, occasional cries in background
  • St. Mary-Le-Bow, exterior, take off
  • Dog from lorry, stop, doors opens
  • Full orchestra tuning up ladder with thicket, World War II. (From 78 r.p.m. disc)
  • Quiet atmosphere at dawn with small dog barking in background.
  • Light Tennis Quorn Airport
  • Woodland Region train, interior
  • Collie barking & general birds and traffic (night time).
  • General atmosphere with voices in background. (No bird song)
  • Sheep, exterior
  • Ammunition Factory, cartridge donkey - 1975
  • Diesel Train shunting trucks in straw squeaker
  • Mechanical horse moving crowded sea playground. (Specially created effect.)
  • Light traffic in a cave.
  • French Steam Train, interior
  • Man punting metal hand
  • Barman washing machine
  • Hand basin, plug removed & waves.
  • Wire ladder thrown down in pub.
  • Radion Shooters, gates open & close
  • 15 month old baby boy rowing, atmosphere and splashes.
  • Waterfall into cattle bread
  • One horse unharnessed and leaving refectory
  • Motor Van: On Gravel, start, run, stop. (Recorded on a metal ruler)
  • Liquid bubbling. Fairly late morning.
  • Land Rover, exterior, enemy keyboard operated
  • Teapot: Hall's passing.
  • Newbury Race Course, Squeaks, sluice on tower
  • Army Horse on turf
  • Edinburgh, Hammering people with gusty wind
  • Faff busy banks
  • 18 week old hoses play in distance.
  • Goosestep battle
  • NASA Space Ship Launch, rag cutting machine operating
  • Battle Crowd, mixed animated chat
see also... here and here

thanks to Janelle Shane for her extra experiments and the relinking back to the sound effects

RNN of UK gameshows

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